Because there is so little original score on Disney's
official album for
On Stranger Tides, a track-by-track analysis
is to follow and provide details on compositional attribution and
thematic usage. Aside from the seven remixes that destroy the second
half of the album, there are three nearly solo Rodrigo y Gabriela
performances mixed in with the score that reduce Zimmer and his Remote
Control crew's portion to under half an hour. For casual enthusiasts of
the franchise, though, nearly every moment of
On Stranger Tides
features some kind of backwards reference to the previous three scores,
usually in blatant reminders. A shortened, reworked version of Jack
Sparrow's theme for Martin Tillman's usual cello occupies the short
"Guilty of Being Innocent of Being Jack Sparrow" in ways that will make
some Edward Shearmur fans cringe. The tango written by Eduardo Cruz is
the basis of "Angelica," the de facto love theme of the film that
features Rodrigo y Gabriela supported by deep string backing in the
rhythms to basically connect it to the rest of the score. It's a very
basic tango, really, aside from some occasional flourishes in the guitar
performances. The version here is the complete one, meant to accompany a
longer scene that was chopped down in length on screen. The first forty
seconds of "Mutiny" touch upon three major thematic elements in short
succession, hinting at the dual-chord progressions of Angelica's theme
on brass before staccato pounding of the franchise theme ("He's a
Pirate") in the familiar routine and transitioning to Blackbeard's theme
on strings. The action motif for undead pirates and the franchise theme
from the first score return later with choral chanting as well. The
first nearly solo Rodrigo y Gabriela cue is "The Pirate That Should Not
Be," a self-contained remix-like track with only slight connections to
Zimmer's themes. The highlight of the original material arrives with
what Zimmer claims is the primary new theme for
On Stranger
Tides, in "Mermaids." It's really the only idea in the score with
some intellectual merit (though it oddly doubles for the fountain of
youth), smartly balancing the intoxicating allure of the mermaids with
the ominous threat of their otherwise fierce nature. With the help of
Eric Whitacre's choral arrangements (emphasizing female singers, of
course), "Mermaids" is a truly engaging cue, its beautiful melody and
softer performance aspects countered by a turbulent undercurrent of
troubled background lines. After several minutes, the cue adds frightful
brass and rumbling bass to increase the volume, string ostinatos
creeping in and vocals turning to angry whispering and then chanting.
Just as this cue engrosses you, however, Zimmer chooses to backtrack and
awkwardly insert a statement of Cutler Beckett's death-related material
from "I Don't Think Now is the Best Time" in
At World's End. A
final, forceful snippet of the Blackbeard theme then closes out long
cue.
The second Rodrigo y Gabriela remix cue of sorts is
"South of Heaven's Chanting Mermaids," this time based upon Zimmer's
mermaids theme. It's a very long and dull performance, the guitars
performing solo until some basic accompaniment late takes the tone dark
like its inspiration. Fans of the
Dead Man's Chest score will
find merit in "Palm Tree Escape," a cue primarily consisting of elements
pulled from the 2006 score. Most of these concentrate on various guises
of Jack Sparrow's material, though this time featuring Rodrigo y
Gabriela as percussion-like devices to set a unique rhythm. Their
guitars infuse an extra dose of attitude for the full ensemble franchise
theme statement late in the cue. The instrumentation is also a bit more
varied in "Blackbeard," opening with creepy chimes and deep string
effects to emulate synthesized dread. Hints of an electric guitar
(almost like a live ensemble contributor) eventually yield to extremely
heavy,
Inception-style brass in unison and choral chanting that
is more aggressive than the norm for Zimmer. The actual theme contains a
meandering introduction before pounded on-key chords in descending lines
that are eerily similar to the progressions of Victor Heredia's
"Todavia Cantamos" as adapted into Shaun Davey's underrated 2001 score
for
The Tailor of Panama. Even if you can tolerate this
similarity, you might succumb to Zimmer's preferred technique of
pounding you into submission by repeating his super-awesome notes within
the melody (or doing so on key underneath to achieve the same effect).
More intriguing is this theme's interlude for cello and choir at about
2:20 into the track. The third Rodrigo y Gabriela solo cue is clearly
the worst of the lot, extending for five minutes of meaningless light
performances that are finally joined by electric elements at the end to
liven it up with references to the franchise theme. How this music is
meant to interest album buyers more than additional orchestral score
recordings is a mystery. The mermaid theme is conveyed on melodramatic,
ominous strings in "On Stranger Tides," segueing into a combined
performance with the franchise theme (and a new one for the Spanish) for
an abrasive chanted sequence. Closing out the score portion of the album
is the "End Credits" rendition of "He's a Pirate" with a few changes to
the orchestration (brass and timpani at the very start are a noted
change) that make the theme sound synthetic even though it isn't. The
middle sequence in this suite returns to the Jack Sparrow action motif
from
Dead Man's Chest as heard in "Palm Tree Escape" before
leaving us with "He's a Pirate" one last time. As for the seven remixes
that follow on the product, it's painful to hear Zimmer's material
translated into the trance realm. Wretched, in fact. The only slightly
listenable one is "Palm Tree Escape," and even that is difficult to
endure for its entire duration.
So what happened here? By all accounts,
On Stranger
Tides is a monumental screw-up of Zimmer's own making. As nice as it
is to see the man act in such a humble manner, his tendency to delegate
authority has ruined what little progress he made in the music of this
franchise with
At World's End. It may not be as offensive
intellectually as
Curse of the Black Pearl, because the mermaids'
theme does indeed have the kind of individual merit completely lacking
in the 2003 score, but this is a case in which the album presentation is
so heinously awful (yes, even worse than
Rango) that it's
impossible to really know how
On Stranger Tides rates, for
instance, alongside
Dead Man's Chest. Make no mistake about it:
Zimmer is alone to blame for the terrible album. He has
confessed many things about the album's constitution, even admitting
that Disney would have pressed an album with much more original score if
he had personally insisted. But after blaming the musicians union's fees
involved with Los Angeles recordings for limiting most score releases to
30 minutes (someone needs to get this man to consult with Brian Tyler
about that), a largely irrelevant poke at the players he claims to
support given his wealth and appeal, Zimmer actually claimed artistic
merit for his album choices (along with Peter Asher's input). He wanted
to show off more artists' talents, seeking spirited remixes that more
closely followed his original material (sorry, didn't work!), and
specifically left off more of the orchestral action sequences because he
thought that they would make the CD less listenable to the purchasing
audience. This coming from a man who thought that
The Social
Network had a tremendously positive impact on film music and cannot
speak any more highly of Trent Reznor's compositional prowess. If
anybody doubts that Zimmer lives within the mentality of his Remote
Control bubble, then
On Stranger Tides is proof that he is
indeed, intentionally or unintentionally, altering the course of film
music creation and soundtrack album production for the worse. Even if
you consider the score portions of this effort alone, you have
underachieving music that has been cobbled together to form cues in ways
that betray the edits of the separate, shorter recordings. The style
still doesn't befit the swashbuckling genre and whatever momentum that
was gained in the previous franchise score is lost. There will be debate
about whether
On Stranger Tides is evidence of a lazy composer or
simply a misguided composer. Whereas the previous scores failed for some
listeners because of their obnoxious tone, this one fails for a far
worse reason: it's boring. Ultimately, Zimmer can humbly proclaim his
love for assembling talent in the collaborative process, but if those
efforts yield a stinky turd that potentially alienates even his own
fanbase, then the only person to blame is himself.
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