There are a few benefits to Zimmer and team's bonehead
thematic structures in
Dark Phoenix, led by not only the absurdly
simple progressions but also the memorability factor. In some ways, it
helps that the three main themes are similarly repeated in a majority of
the tracks. And, perhaps most importantly to fans, the themes are
certainly easy listening on album, assuming you take your gourmet
brooding with a side of synth and electric guitar. The morbid tone of
the score is overproduced and overwrought in most cues, the weight
consistently grim and befitting a disturbing doomsday topic far less
fantastic than an "X-Men" film. A comparison between Zimmer's finished
product and his concept suites shows that any orchestral performances in
Dark Phoenix were pointless because the atmosphere of his
synthetic renderings yield the dominant personality here whether
intended or not. If you're going to write generic muck like this, after
all, why bother hiring live players? One nice touch by the team is a
range of vocals for Phoenix that attempts to infuse some genuine heart
into the score. Sadly, the actual rendering is highly reminiscent of
either Graeme Revell's
The Saint or, humorously enough, James
Horner's
Titanic. There are also a fair number of keyboarded
passages meant to beef up the familial aspect of all the characters, but
this element gets lost in the mix more often than not. Zimmer certainly
shouldn't win brownie points from anybody for applying a slurring
electric guitar to anything related to energy or lightning or, in this
case, Magneto. In the case of the electrical edge and vocalizations,
Zimmer occasionally goes totally experimental, and it's in these
blasting or chanting passages that this score ceases being a palatable
listening experience on album. The album presentation presented some
heartache for Zimmer fans, as the original 68-minute product was missing
the end credits music and the concept material that Zimmer had teased
about at the release of the film. Typically, the composer is shy about
releasing his additional or concept recordings for his products, but he
lobbied Fox and Disney hard to get a second album of
Dark Phoenix
music released, and while he was not initially successful in convincing
the studios to press a 2-CD release representing music from a disastrous
movie, he did get two lossless digital options presented to fans. The
latter, called "Xperiments From Dark Phoenix" and released a few months
after the primary album, contains the brief end credits music and almost
77 minutes of concept recordings.
As if the quality of Zimmer and team's output for
Dark Phoenix wasn't frustrating enough based on its own merits,
the album situation still isn't well suited for fans, either. Assuming
that you either appreciate Zimmer's ultra-brood methodology or desire a
mind-numbing new age album experience for pleasure, the highlights of
the score are split between the two products. The performance of the new
main concept theme that opens the first three minutes of "Gap" on the
primary album is a genuine reminder of Zimmer's glory days from the
early 1990's (still... why can't the man employ an electric guitar
nowadays with as much pizazz as in those early years?), but the second
best performance of that idea, the end credits cue, is "X-SS" on the
"Xperiments" album. Listeners enamored with the theme can hear it woven
throughout the score proper, such as at the end of "Intimate" and
beginning of "Reckless," but you need the "Xperiments" album to hear it
go orgasmic in "X-X," where the obvious Vangelis love is treated to the
crowd-pleasing counterpoint of "CheValiers de Sangreal" from
The Da
Vinci Code. Likewise, if you prefer the main theme in zone-out mode,
you'll want the somber "X-TX." (That's a superhero theme? Really?) As
for the Phoenix theme, you'll receive the film versions in "Dark" and
with better connections to the heart in parts of "Frameshift" and
"Insertion." Seek its more brutal variation in "Deletion." Meanwhile,
the "Xperiments" album provides this idea in techno form in "X-HZT," the
only track attributed solely to Zimmer by one report. This 17-minute
concept track is hilariously awful in its whole, proving that Zimmer
either has way too much time to enjoy his jam sessions or the man has no
idea what to do with his own themes. If you preferred the "Dark"
rendition, then "X-LGDP" and "X-MDP" will extend that performance
further. You can tell that the team found much allure with the Magneto
theme, as it's exercised frequently and with force throughout. It pounds
with outright violence in "Frameshift," "Intimate," and "Insertion." If
that isn't enough pain for you, then clear out your sinuses with more
Magneto suffering in "X-MT" on the "Xperiments" album. Ultimately, it's
the main theme that will attract the most casual interest, as the
Magneto material is pure testicular magnetism and the Phoenix theme is,
despite its consistent applications, too elusive emotionally with which
to connect. By contrast, the main theme, while structurally devoid of
interest, is at least tonally pleasant and reminiscent of Zimmer's early
glory days at enough intervals to merit an appreciable 10 to 15-minute
suite.
There are ideas floating about in
Dark Phoenix
that aren't related to the three main themes, but not so you'd really
notice. In fact, don't bother with them unless you have a framed photo
of Zimmer in your bedroom. One is an adaptation of English classical
composer Henry Purcell (Of course! For an "X-Men" film! Why the hell
not?) into a theme of loss that is highlighted in "Amity" and seems to
accompany death throughout the film. It informs of the action in
"Reckless" and is consulted again in "Coda." For the "Xperiments" album,
the idea is reprised with boring results in "X-F." The alien D'Bari
villains in the tale receive their own ineffective material in
"Negative" and the outset of "Intimate," the former track extended in
"X-SI" on the second album. One of the more attractive cues is "Coda,"
which does a fair job of summarizing two of the main themes and the
Purcell/death influence, and an alternate version of this idea is
presented on "Xperiments" as "X-CH." Once again, the final minute
reveals that the mutants were actually searching for the Holy Grail at
the Louvre, at least according to Zimmer and co-jammer David Fleming. So
what do we make of all of this Zimmer-hyped madness as usual? Well, it's
madness, no doubt, and the self-absorbed type that you expect when the
score is about the process rather than the result. The track titles on
both albums are less than helpful, the "Xperiments" titles showing that
the composer likes playing games that his fans must love to decipher. He
includes obnoxious sound effects and recording session noise and vocals
on that second album. After all, we can't simply have an extension of
music from the film without unnecessarily awesome grinding noises
joining tracks and, behold, the voice of Zimmer himself! Given how awful
the film turned out to be, it's somewhat disturbing to think about how
much effort across Remote Control was put into this soundtrack; there
are many far worthier films that could have merited 16 hours of
recordings. But that's not what is important to Zimmer. It's all about
the RCP JAM, the collaborative process that furthers the striving for
ultimate coolness, even if that's not what the film required. There are
worse Zimmer works out there, as
Widows can certainly prove, but
few are as unnecessarily senseless and stupid as
Dark Phoenix.
Abandoning a franchise's musical identity is tough enough to handle, but
to replace it with a juvenile, repetitive, and chest-thumping style
befitting the composer rather than the concept is simply unacceptable.
All of that said, even those most ardent Zimmer skeptics can assemble a
viable suite of the composer's easy-listening anthemic mode from the two
albums. Just don't tell your brain you're doing it.
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